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Saturday, January 3, 2009

it should be illegal...

These are my own original thoughts. I come up with most of them during work. I'll add on as necessary.

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It should be illegal to be such an ass at your daughters wedding that you break her heart.

It should be illegal to talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time.

It should be illegal to be completely able to go outside and smoke while you're a patient in the hospital, but then expect your aide to give you a bath.

It should be illegal to ask for nausea medication, and then accept your plate of food full of steak, squash and ice cream.

It should be illegal to sell bikinis above a certain size .. such as size 14.

It should be illegal to have your crack dealer come visit you in the hospital.

It should be illegal to allow children into a hospital.

It should be illegal to tail gate. (o wait, it is. SO GET OFF MY TAIL!)

To all the truck drivers out there: I CAN SEE YOUR MIRRORS, SO WHY CAN'T YOU SEE ME????"

It should be illegal to diss on someone else's presidential candidate and not be able to take it on your own.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why should it be illegal for children to be admitted into a hospital?

Rachel said...
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Rachel said...

it should be illegal for kids to be ALLOWED in the hospital, not admitted. As in, guests. All the do is run down the hallways and get in the way, and when someone has an infectious disease such as MRSA, kids shouldn't be around anyway, especially babies. Besides, they always expect hospital staff to give them free food, and the hospital is not a restaurant, contrary to popular belief.

The SSP said...

Yup - I'd have to agree with most all those.

Alter the kids one though. It should be illegal for parents who can't control their kids to bring them into a hospital! :)

And yeah, I'm sorry 'bout the other truckers who can't seem to see anyone else except themselves on the road. They give the rest of us thoughtful drivers a bad name!

Rachel said...

i understand that truckers have a hard job to do. Nathan's dad is a trucker, and he's a good one. But when we were in seattle, this guy was driving a beer truck (that is the first problem right there) and it seemed like he had a drink line straight from the kegs in the back to his seat. He started to merge into our lane with barely a foot between us and his trailer, and we had to slam on the brakes (in a sleet/rain storm) to keep from him hitting us. We passed him, and then he passed us again and started to turn into our lane again. I don't know if he was sleepy or drunk or just had it out for us, but he weaved on down the road later on. Scared me tho.